The summer crate is finally here thanks to @ClaryMorgenstern nagging helping me with it.
You can now purchase the items at the /warp crate.
You'll be happy/annoyed a some of the new server wide special items such as money bags. Money bags gives everyone logged into the server $10K. Is that a horrible idea, and I'm a moron? Probably. BUT OH WELL.
In celebration of the crate being released we also have a summer sale going on. (Woo! Wait is it weird to cheer in your own forum posts? Ah shit it is isn't it.)
The store will have a 33.33% discount running from now to the end of July, so if you've been meaning to pick up a rank, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME.
Thanks for reading this nonsense, and have a great day everyone!