Hey *hic* every-*hic* body,
Thish is color Santa. As you know, *hic* I'm the best dad Santa that ever was, and not just your raging alcoholic father who left you Santa and, *hic* delievereed Chistttmasss right on timeee. Merry Drunkmas.
Celebrarttroaating the holdiays, and thsh New Years, there is a new Crate, expartly crafted, by my bitches helpers. kep voting plz.
Because I like mony, and sales, tehrer is a sale on the DONation $T0re./
It ends Januaryuuy 5th