1. Have you voted?
Sallavar
Last Activity:
Aug 17, 2017 at 3:19 PM
Joined:
May 31, 2015
Messages:
111
Trophy Points:
48
Positive ratings received:
104
Neutral ratings received:
1
Negative ratings received:
0

Post Ratings

Received: Given:
Like 72 32
Dislike 0 0
Agree 10 5
Disagree 0 0
Funny 4 2
Winner 9 0
Informative 1 1
Friendly 4 0
Useful 1 1
Optimistic 1 1
Creative 3 0
Old 0 0
Bad Spelling 0 0

Followers 1

Gender:
Male
Birthday:
April 28
Occupation:
Graphic Design - Publishing

Share This Page

Sallavar

True Noob, Male

Platinum Donator Helper

When office work comes down to switch-hitting a stress ball pitched over a cubicle wall with a zucchini as a bat at 9:30 a.m. #StressRelief Aug 16, 2017 at 8:25 AM

Sallavar was last seen:
Aug 17, 2017 at 3:19 PM
    1. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      When office work comes down to switch-hitting a stress ball pitched over a cubicle wall with a zucchini as a bat at 9:30 a.m. #StressRelief
    2. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      I just realized that Minecraft is the dystopian future of Earth, had the aliens from the movie Pixels succeeded in "destroying" the planet.
      1. Arfer Moment likes this.
      2. Arfer Moment
        Arfer Moment
        If Tim Allen will be doing Tool Time crafting recipes, I'm all for that, at least we'll get ones with 'More Power' :)
        Aug 16, 2017 at 5:01 AM
    3. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      Castle plots available! Curtain wall towers, outer ring farms, guard towers, etc. Also in search of a boat /harbor builder. let's talk...
    4. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      The upstairs tub faucet is dripping into the downstairs kitchen sink ... because there is no drain or ceiling between them anymore. FML. :(
      1. Book_Mouse
        Book_Mouse
        I hate being a grownup
        Jul 14, 2017
    5. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      Roasted my phone. DAMN. Who's got a S7 or V10 in a drawer?
      1. Book_Mouse
        Jul 7, 2017
    6. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      Didn't see anything in Bug reports, & I've been gone awhile - how long have shops been down and will they be back?
      1. colorfulchew
        colorfulchew
        Shops have been down since 1.12 update. They will be back. Eventually. :(
        Jul 3, 2017
    7. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      SOLD! 26 hours after posting my car for sale, I have a buyer! Weight off my shoulders.
      1. Kerplunky likes this.
    8. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      I am Groot!
    9. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      After a workout, one needs hydration, carbohydrates and protein to help recover... time for beer and peanuts!
      1. TorielDreemurr_ and Book_Mouse like this.
    10. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      Got a respiratory infection - on 6 drugs that have my heart rate 82-96 BPM when sitting still. If praying is your thing - mention ol' Sall.
      1. colorfulchew likes this.
      2. colorfulchew
        colorfulchew
        Praying is not my thing, but I'll pray for you all the same friend.
        Mar 1, 2017
      3. Book_Mouse
        Book_Mouse
        Can do! Hope your family is taking care of you.
        Mar 1, 2017
    11. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      Not dead yet! Just busy with work and kids and some handyman projects and the flu (NASTY!) ... at least I'm not in school on top of it all!
    12. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      Why does the crafting bench show a saw on the side when no such tool exists in the game?
      1. Kerplunky
        Kerplunky
        minecraft shower thoughts...
        Dec 24, 2016
    13. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      Wrecked my car last week; gonna cost me $4K to replace it. Time for more freelance and odd-jobs, less gaming. :(
      1. colorfulchew
        colorfulchew
        :(
        That's a nightmare of mine. Sorry about that man. Good luck with the freelance. I wish I had the funding to just hire you for Super Noobs projects, then at least it'd be somewhat like gaming right? :P
        Anyways, hope the freelance goes well. ♥
        Oct 27, 2016
    14. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      My ISP is about to go down in a flood, so if I disappear for awhile, it's cause their back-up plan sucked. At least I can swim!
      1. colorfulchew
        colorfulchew
        Yay! Power's out in half the city here. Fun times.
        Sep 23, 2016
    15. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      If you think I must've fallen off the edge of the world - Yes I have ... and the view is beautiful!
      1. Kerplunky
        Kerplunky
        I was beginning to wonder if you'd left us.
        Jul 7, 2016
    16. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      Can we suspend the "thou shall not kill" rule at spawn to go on a skelly horse-killing rampage?!??
      1. PearlescentMoon
        PearlescentMoon
        I already tried killing them all... They just come back like a sickness each Winter.
        Jun 12, 2016
    17. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      My son just started playing Pokemon tcg & I can see the crapiness of the starter decks. Anyone want to sell a stockpile of cards dirt cheap?
    18. Sallavar
      Sallavar
      Sprained my left wrist biking over a pile of stacked concrete sidewalk squares - and I'm a lefty too! It's been a rough week in a splint ...
      1. colorfulchew
        colorfulchew
        Now see, that's why I just don't leave the house! It's dangerous out there, and there's blocks to be placed!
        May 19, 2016
      2. Arfer Moment
        Arfer Moment
        I'll restrain myself and simply wish you a speedy recovery,,, the jokes were all to obvious :P
        May 20, 2016
    19. Orange_Boulder
      Orange_Boulder
      Happy birthday old neighbor! :)
      Here's some Ex-Lax to make an unforgettable birthdayday
    20. Arfer Moment
      Arfer Moment
      Happy Birthday Sir Sallavar, Viva kid-crafter-cyber-punkiness, and Icecreamcake. Have a great day :)
  • Loading...
  • Loading...
  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    April 28
    Occupation:
    Graphic Design - Publishing
    Minecraft username:
    Sallavar
    Former intern at Party like a Rockstar, Inc., but left that position after some coworkers died and got arrested. :(
    Nights & Weekends I'm Head Chef and Discipline Manager at Dad Mode but spend most of my days doing Design and Procrastination work.

    Interact

    Content:
    Gamertag:
    Mittewi
    Skype:
    Sallavar@outlook.com
    Twitter:
    Mittewi

    Signature

    "Old gamers never die, they just restart on a whole new level."