Super Noobs

To my dearest love,

I’m terribly sorry for forgetting Valentine’s day. I know it means the world to you, as it’s the only day in the year that I will go down on you, and I will try to make it up to you. There are several reasons and tales to share from the great beyond, but you’d never believe me. Well. It doesn’t matter whether you believe, you must know. You see- I was under attack by a pack of dildos that had grown wings and decided to try and get back at me.

They nearly stuck me in the arse several times- but I managed to evade them just as well.

I understand it can be difficult to believe that’s what happened, but you’ll have to trust me on this one. Those Dildos meant business, and they weren’t going to get me off easy.

So- I’ve decided to make Valentine’s up to you… by pretending like I didn’t miss it, and it’s still here. That’s right. It’s Valentine’s! Again. In…. March! From this day on- Valentines shall fall on, Marchurary 18th… Maybe I shouldn’t have drank this much.

You’ll find a crate in the server spawn, full of amazing trinkets and wizzbangery. I know how you like that wizzbangery. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

To help make up for the delay, you’ll be able to receive sixteen free crate keys from the donation store. In addition, there is a sale on the donation store for 40% every purchase made until March 25th

Have fun! Be safe! Wear a condom. Always. Even if you’re not having sex. Just. Wear one. Never go without protection.

I’m out.

And drunk.

Merry Valnetines.

I don't think I've ever really once "officially" taken a break from Super Noobs in the five years that the server has been operating open to public, or the three years before that where I operated it for friends. I suppose I may have, and I'm just forgetting. There have most certainly been times that I became more distant from the server, but this time is different.

I believe that the time I take a officially take that break is now. My heart just hasn't been in the server the past few months, and real life responsibilities like work and University haven't left much room. It's disheartening to step away from the server officially, but I feel it's important to disclose that I really don't have any intention of maintaining- updating- or working on the server in any form for the foreseeable future.

What ever the remaining staff decide to do- I don't really know. That's up to them.

It's been fun. <3 you all.

A new titan has appeared outside of spawn thanks to the summoning prowess of Pearl!
A wolf named... his name is... well he doesn't have a name yet and that's why we need you guys to help us come up with one!
Just post up a name suggestion here and staff will pass judgment.
Enter as many times as you like but don't make a million posts one right after the other. Give others a chance to reply first.
You guys have until March 15th to post the best wolf names you got. If you get selected, you will win an in game prize.

Hey folks! I was thinking about making this a change log, but instead I decided to add a sale to it to boost my ego having more posts on the Server News section.

Anyways, I just wanted to formally let you all know that Discord now supports Network chat on Scarlet/Azure/Ruby/Violet. In addition to this change, the /msg, /tell, /r colors have been revised to a different color as well.

So, to celebrate the New Year, new job, and new chat features here's a weekend sale. It will last from now until Monday.

Hey *hic* every-*hic* body,

Thish is color Santa. As you know, *hic* I'm the best dad Santa that ever was, and not just your raging alcoholic father who left you Santa and, *hic* delievereed Chistttmasss right on timeee. Merry Drunkmas.

Celebrarttroaating the holdiays, and thsh New Years, there is a new Crate, expartly crafted, by my bitches helpers. kep voting plz.

Because I like mony, and sales, tehrer is a sale on the DONation $T0re./
It ends Januaryuuy 5th
gn'thight

Since there's been no official announcement here, and there might be some folks who have been living under a rock the past couple of days:

Halloween may be over, but in this season of half-price candy, it's just getting started on Scarlet! Spooky adventures await in the Halloween town at /warp halloween! Can you defeat the evil Pumpkin King, find the little lost Tricker Treaters, aid the witch Samantha with her love life, locate the piglet Porkers in the twisty hay maze, and help all the other townsfolk? Valuable rewards await those who can, including Halloween Crate Keys!

Speaking of which, if you somehow still aren't aware, the Halloween Crate is still at spawn, loaded with OP gear and prizes.

Finally, give some love to our Quest and Build teams, who put in the efforts to make Halloween Town a reality for us!

Greetings Nooblings!
I'm pleased to announce that the countdown finally meant something, and that the crate has arrived. Hit the voting sites for the points hard, and get your crate keys, because this one's a doozey. Thanks to the lovely and talented @ClaryMorgenstern for being a wonderful aide in creating this crate. <3

In addition, on the donation store everything is 66.6% of it's normal price , so stock up on your ranks and goodies. Hopefully we can hit some good jobs bonus events over the next week!
Sale ends October 31st, 2017

The next countdown will be something fun as well. So stay tuned

Network

• Readded player points to the tab list
• Made tab list pretty

Scarlet

• Updated Nether Message
• Fixed leaderboards not showing users full names
• Added a small countdown just before ClearLag removes items
• Hoppers can now interact with shops. Users shouldn't make shops in areas not claimed by them as it would allow manipulation of their shop
• Another backend plugin will now ignore hoppers
• Beyond this point, hopper lag will result in me melting them down and throwing the iron into a sarlac pit
• Added a Halloween Crate

Violet

• Fixed chat
• Fixed money
• Added jobs
• Fixed marry plugin
• You can now be married without a priest
• Added McMMO
• Added anticheat/anti-xray
• Fixed donor rank syncing
• Fixed /marry backpack for donors
• Made stricter trust levels for staff on Violet, as grief is permitted.
• Fixed silk spawners
• Added /home
• Added Discord integration

Hey peeps! I did more changelog stuff which normally would go into a change log, but with the new rules that are being applied I felt it deserved it's own server news thread, so here we go! Boop-a-doop! ~New Rules at the bottom!~
Change log

• Added trade plugin - You can now do /trade to open a trade menu with
• Added /warp noob
• Updated furniture Wiki
• Established a larger safe zone around spawn
• Linked Discord to gen chat. Check out the #scarlet-chat channel.
• Titles/Surnames are now visible in town and nation chat. Use /n set title/surname [resident] [text] if you are a nation leader if you are a mayor.
• Gold+ Donors are now able to write colors on signs using formatting codes
• Donors can now get more jobs
  • Noob+ - 4
  • Bronze - 5
  • Silver - 6
  • Gold - 7
  • Diamond - 8
  • Platinum - 9

Updated rules as of 9/8/17

1. No harassment. Treat others with respect.
2. Swearing is allowed, but don't exaggerate. Keep it respectful. Racial slurs will not be tolerated.
3. No abusive exploits, or hacks for unfair advantages.
4. No trolling in chat. Baiting others into fights will result in a ban.
5. Don't advertise other servers for gain.
6. Don't spam chat. Don't repeat characters or messages. No countdowns. Keep sentences below 3 lines of chat. Keep thoughts on the same line as much as possible.
7. Use the appropriate chat channel for your audience.
8. Comply with staff requests without complaining. Staff disrespect will not be tolerated.
9. Speak English in public chats. Common phrases/greetings such as "Hola, Guten Tag, J'aime le fromage" are acceptable.
10. No stealing/raiding/scamming/griefing/claiming over other's...

Hey peeps, in honor of me having one week off school I've decided to do a bunch of work on the server. Huzzah! To celebrate I'm kicking off a sale which I'll be calling the 'plz help color buy textbooks n' stuff' sale, where everything will be 33.33% off until the end of August! Neat right!
srsly, plz donate, new semester, send help.

So now that the panhandling is out of the way, here's a list of shit that I did today. ARE YOU PROUD?
Scarlet

• Added special pets for donors, accessible through the command /mpet -New!-
  • Silver Donors
    • MP8
    • Frog
    • Panda
  • Gold Donors
    • Pig
    • Duck
    • Minime
  • Diamond Donors
    • Turtle
• Added new donor trails
  • Bronze Donors
    • Falling Dust
  • Silver Donors
    • Potatoh
    • Spit
  • Gold Donors
    • Dragon Breath
    • Totem
  • Diamond Donors
    • End Rod
  • Platinum Donors
    • Damage Indicator
• Added Furniture -New!-

We have no idea what the fuck we're doing with the furniture either. It's okay. We're all learning together~

• Reset Jobs Plugin
  • Jobs no longer have an exp cap, or money cap
  • Jobs no longer gain money exponentially
  • Jobs no longer have exponential exp boosts (Levels are harder to get)
• Removed town bank limit
• Adjusted hopper settings to hopefully reduce the amount of lag they cause...

Hey Noobs!
The summer crate is finally here thanks to @ClaryMorgenstern nagging helping me with it.
You can now purchase the items at the /warp crate.

You'll be happy/annoyed a some of the new server wide special items such as money bags. Money bags gives everyone logged into the server $10K. Is that a horrible idea, and I'm a moron? Probably. BUT OH WELL.

In celebration of the crate being released we also have a summer sale going on. (Woo! Wait is it weird to cheer in your own forum posts? Ah shit it is isn't it.)
The store will have a 33.33% discount running from now to the end of July, so if you've been meaning to pick up a rank, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME.

Thanks for reading this nonsense, and have a great day everyone!