Super Noobs

Hey Noobs!
The summer crate is finally here thanks to @ClaryMorgenstern nagging helping me with it.
You can now purchase the items at the /warp crate.

You'll be happy/annoyed a some of the new server wide special items such as money bags. Money bags gives everyone logged into the server $10K. Is that a horrible idea, and I'm a moron? Probably. BUT OH WELL.

In celebration of the crate being released we also have a summer sale going on. (Woo! Wait is it weird to cheer in your own forum posts? Ah shit it is isn't it.)
The store will have a 33.33% discount running from now to the end of July, so if you've been meaning to pick up a rank, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME.

Thanks for reading this nonsense, and have a great day everyone!

Hey peeps! The forums and Discord now love each-other like you wish your parents loved each-other! (Maybe too real)

On the bright side, you can now login with Discord

And get your ranky ranky syncy syncied to the Discordo.

It's neat stuff! I promise!
You can find your external accounts by mousing over your profile -> External Accounts -> Link Discord. Or clickin' dis link.

Thanks for reading. If you read this by 7/7/17 (July 7th), use the coupon code "discordiddlydoo" for 50% off your entire cart on http://shop.supernoobs.net
Coupon code can be redeemed once per customer.

1.12 update is here. There are issues as always, so.. its updated, but lots of server reboots and bug fixes for plugins.. give it a bit to settle, but 1.12 is here... painfully here.

List of things currently broken:
Teleports (/tpa, /tpahere, etc) Now using a different plugin temporarily.
New teleport plugin broke.
Shops
Scoreboard
/world
Dynamic Map
BannerBoard
Featherboard BUT YOUR MONEY AND POINTS ARE THERE
MCMMO
Jobs
Quests
Holograms
WorldGuard
SilkSpawners
crate gear not working correctly
Exploratorium
Quests

Hi! This is a small but neat feature. You can now open your marriage partners backpack! To allow your partner use the command
/marry backpack on
Then to open your partner's backpack use
/marry backpack

And also a friendly reminder that the end and exploratorium will be resetting on 5/16/17, have a nice day!

Hey peeps!
I have new things!
HERES THE NEW THINGS!

• New Crate. Easter and 4-20!
• New World (Exploratorium!)
• -33.33% Sale from 4/16/17 to 4/23/17
• Small note, platinums will need to do /fly again.

Exploratorium Important Deets

• Gets reset monthly. Will be reset on the 16th of EVERY MONTH.
• PVP is ENABLED.
• Dropping items on death is ENABLED.
• Teleporting to players inside of Exploratorium is DISABLED.
• Killing other players is PERMITTED in Exploratorium.
• Flight is DISABLED, even for donators.
• Edit for clarity:DONT FUCKING DIE IN EXPLORATORIUM
• /back DOESNT FUCKING WORK THERE SO BE FUCKING CAREFUL

Heya Noobs! In searching for the source of the server's lag issues, I'm going to be disabling various plugins on the server for a day to determine if it's the source of the lag. My test environment doesn't suffer from the same source of lag, so I'm not able to reproduce the issue alone unfortunately.

If one of the plugins being disabled fixes the lag that doesn't mean that it won't return, but it will allow me to investigate the issue in more depth.

Schedule

• Monday 4/10/17 Spawn leaderboards will be disabled
• Tuesday 4/11/17 Grand Exchange and Bank will be disabled
• Wednesday 4/12/17 Quests will be disabled
• Thursday 4/13/17 Shop Chests will be disabled
• Friday 4/14/17 ChestShops, GrandExchange, Leaderboards, Grand Exchange, and Quests will be coming back online. ChestShops will have reduced tracking settings and I will be actively tuning the plugin to reduce the impact on the server.
• Saturday 4/15/17 ChestShops not easily salvageable. Will be investigating other solutions.
• Thursday 4/20/17 Final Update: Turns out ChestShops were totally easily salvageable, and have a known issue. We're okay now though. No more tears.

I apologize for any inconvenience this causes you, but I believe that the inconveniences caused by the lag are far greater than not having the plugin for the day.

Again, apologies for any inconveniences caused.

Edited 4/13/17 1:48PM MST: Lag issues are still persisting despite the other plugins being removed. My next suspect is Shop Chests, so those are going to be removed.
Edited 4/13/17 6:46PM MST: ShopChests definitely seem to be the source of the issue. Going to reinstall the other plugins to verify that they don't also cause an issue.
Edited 4/13/17 7:18PM MST: I came to the realization that it was shop chests when one...

Valentines Day Shiyut
Crate
Valentines Day is here! And despite my University level procrastination skills, I HAVE SOMETHING DONE! The Valentines crate can be found at /warp crate, though if we're completely honest some things might not be 100% working properly just yet. Oh well!

Sale
To celebrate the love of the noobs and the cupids and the spuds we have implemented the sales and the stuff. The important thing is that I'm super sleepy right now and just want to go to bed, so cutting to the skimmies the sale is -33.33% off, and will last for the day and the next day.

Quests
Shout out to Orion his quest team for rocking the Valentines quests for yet another holiday, and you guys should all go check out what they've been doing! I should probably ask Orion for more details on where people can find the quests now huh?

Boring Change-Log Shiyut
Scarlet

• Completely killed Hyperconomy
• ShopChests soon™ (I was hustling with the crate)
• New Crate: Valentine's Crate!
  • Some new gimmicks!
• Added Whiskers! The helpful chat bot!
  • Ask the bot questions, it actually helps me train
  • Ask your questions with whiskers, question
  • (he now only responds to Whiskers)

Network

• Rewrote Noob+ plugin
• Noob+ now bypasses duplicate messages check
• Removed MinecraftServerStatus, and minecraft-servers-list due to exploit.
• Removed the $500 per each vote and increased the number of points from each vote to 5
• All points from uSkyblock island levels have been distributed

Hello folks! And happy new year. I know many of you have started a new school year just as I have, and while I'm busy I still intend on growing the community. There are specific ideas that I'm somewhat working on, but I wanted to share with you, the community the goals that I had in mind. I hope that you all have a wonderful year, and thank you for sticking around through thick and thin. You're the best, and I wouldn't change a damned thing about you.
2017 Goals

• Build better bridges to other servers
• Bring the other servers up to class with Scarlet
• Gather more feedback from players
• Experiment with new ideas in a safe environment
• Pivot staff focus from punishment to creation and service
• Create more flexible donation methods that allows players to have a rank
• Create more autonomous systems for helping players resolve issues
• Provide more regular communication of changes. Bring back the change log!

Hey folks, it was mentioned in a previous thread ambigiously, but this will be happening in the next week, so here's the last minute post where I give you all of the details because I'm a good owner and stuff and do things and tell you guys stuff about the things while I do the things.

Anyways, lets get to it.

I'll be resetting the Skyblock server, as many of you are already aware of because of how completely broken it is currently. Your islands will be reset, your inventories will be reset, and your backpacks will be reset. Your McMMO however will not be reset.

To help compensate our most dedicated players, I will be awarding points based on your most recent island level. I know this doesn't go anywhere towards making the reset whole, but it hopefully will help to mend some sour feelings.

So, small example if you have an island level of 100 you will be awarded 100 points to compensate for your time.

The new world will have a working Skyblock style nether from the get go. Keep inventory will be off. I repeat. Keep inventory will be off. I believe that Keep Inventory being off is more in the spirit of Skyblock, and while it does make it more of a challenge, I believe that's what Skyblock is meant more to be. A challenge. If that doesn't sound good to you, sorry, but you can still voice your opinion. It's just a simple setting anyways.

Posted below is a list of every island with a level above 10. If you know your island is above 10 but do not see your name, now is the time to get in contact with me about the correction.

Hello folks! I hope you're as happy as I am that Christmas is here. And many of you have been wondering what the hell we're doing for Christmas... So I'll tell you! We're bringing all the Christmas. That's right. All of it. Do you need anymore?

Well, specifically the Christmas crate is in /warp crate, and there's a new Christmas town! Do quests and spread holiday cheer! I actually don't know if that's a good description for it, but I'm going to assume that the quest team did just that. If not I'll have to post a note in the sweatshop. Seriously, mad props to @benchriswii and @OrionPax6 for working on the quests. And to @PearlescentMoon @SkittlesYaKnow and @Joannu for working on the build itself.

Anyways, this has been a lot of rambling, but one last thing, the holiday sale is here. From today until the 1st of next year, enjoy a 1/3rd off all purchases from the donation store! Happy holidays anyways everyone! I'll be in my room dreaming of Star Pigs.



Seriously though, go check out the winter wonderland. It's bootiful.